The Tale of John Egbert, who lived in a tower and had really long hair, and the shenanigans he went through with Karkat Vantas in an attempt to gain freedom. Presumably, this ends in a lot gay. by bekkie and haley!

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karkandy:

yeah so obviously bekkie is better at designing the characters than i am
feferi and sollux for rapunzelstuck yeahhhhhhh

karkandy:

yeah so obviously bekkie is better at designing the characters than i am

feferi and sollux for rapunzelstuck yeahhhhhhh

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But gosh, that is really far away and—!!



John: Eeeeeeek!!!!!!!!
John: Who’s there??


??: FUCK.
??: THIS.
??: SHIT.
??: NEVER SEEN A GOD DAMNED TOWER THAT DIDN’T HAVE A FUCKING DOOR THIS IS RIDICULOUS, KNEW I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN A LEFT TURN OVER BY THE WATERFALL—



Oh my god, someone is in your tower. A-and that is not your mom. Your mom is WAY prettier and doesn’t sound like that and oh my god there is a personana in your
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But gosh, that is really far away and—!!

John: Eeeeeeek!!!!!!!!

John: Who’s there??

??: FUCK.

??: THIS.

??: SHIT.

??: NEVER SEEN A GOD DAMNED TOWER THAT DIDN’T HAVE A FUCKING DOOR THIS IS RIDICULOUS, KNEW I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN A LEFT TURN OVER BY THE WATERFALL—

Oh my god, someone is in your tower. A-and that is not your mom. Your mom is WAY prettier and doesn’t sound like that and oh my god there is a personana in your

arkilajerlaer 

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Terribly, terribly sorry for the lack of updates!

We’re beginning to think that perhaps keeping a schedule just isn’t going to work? As things are just a little bit hectic on our end, so maybe we’ll have a few updates here and there, and get a whole bunch pushed out this Christmas!


Sometimes, you wonder why your mother never lets you go with her. She says you’ll have to wait until you are 18, something about going with her to claim “what is rightfully ours,” or something like that. Your mother can be a little cryptic! And tetchy.
You could go outside, you know. But you’ve only ever been outside the tower to barely tread around it and even then mother almost threw a fit and pushed you back inside, closing all the windows and curtains faster than you could say, “of 8ll the luck!!!!!!!!”
You’ll just…. wait two more years, you guess!

Sometimes, you wonder why your mother never lets you go with her. She says you’ll have to wait until you are 18, something about going with her to claim “what is rightfully ours,” or something like that. Your mother can be a little cryptic! And tetchy.

You could go outside, you know. But you’ve only ever been outside the tower to barely tread around it and even then mother almost threw a fit and pushed you back inside, closing all the windows and curtains faster than you could say, “of 8ll the luck!!!!!!!!”

You’ll just…. wait two more years, you guess!


But wow, you are getting really off-topic!! Your name is John Egbert. Today is your 16th birthday.  16 years ago today, your mother rescued you from the ruins of Prospit, where you surely would have died if she had not crossed through and found you!! Because of this, you are forever indebted to her! Not that you stay with her because you feel you need to, out of debt or anything like that, no, not at all!
You stay because she is your mother and she loves you and you love her! When she comes back from her trips across “The Whole W8de World!!!!!!!!!” she always brings you back little trinkets! So in short, she is not only your mother but your friend and you are very lucky to have her!
And yet..

But wow, you are getting really off-topic!! Your name is John Egbert. Today is your 16th birthday.  16 years ago today, your mother rescued you from the ruins of Prospit, where you surely would have died if she had not crossed through and found you!! Because of this, you are forever indebted to her! Not that you stay with her because you feel you need to, out of debt or anything like that, no, not at all!

You stay because she is your mother and she loves you and you love her! When she comes back from her trips across “The Whole W8de World!!!!!!!!!” she always brings you back little trinkets! So in short, she is not only your mother but your friend and you are very lucky to have her!

And yet..

Hi, Followers.

Sorry about the lack of updates, we’ll have more this week and apologize for the rocky way we update, haha. In the meantime, I have a question. 

What referances/lines from Tangled would you like to see slipped in here?


…And that you’re really.. grateful to her! Because.. she keeps you so safe. Yeah. I mean, without your mom, where would you be? You’d be all by yourself, defenceless and scared and—
“Blip.”
Well, not totally by yourself!! You’d still have your best pal Casey.
But, you know, other pals would be cool too.

…And that you’re really.. grateful to her! Because.. she keeps you so safe. Yeah. I mean, without your mom, where would you be? You’d be all by yourself, defenceless and scared and—

“Blip.”

Well, not totally by yourself!! You’d still have your best pal Casey.

But, you know, other pals would be cool too.

The Background for AskRapunzelstuck, if anyone wanted it. c:

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